when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
- poussey washington hot hot hot as a tater tot
- shut the fuck up larry
- nicky nichols hell yeah fuckin right all right
- fuck off vee
- fuck off vee
- daya is a cutie
- flaca and maritza more like hell yeah fuckin right all right
- FUCK OFF VEE
- SHUT THE FUCK UP LARRY
The difference between John Green and Steven Moffat is that when John rips your heart out he does it with such finesse, and then immediately arms you with the tools you’ll need to recover whereas Steven just sort of starts aimlessly stabbing at your chest, leaving you not only heartbroken but also really disappointed in the execution of your own destruction
This is so ridiculously accurate.
baby dragons that haven’t learned how to breath fire yet and just stumble around blowing smoke and trying to look as intimidating as their parents. dragon children that can’t control their fire and nearly set the entire forest on fire whenever they sneeze. teenage dragons whose voices crack whenever they try to roar. elderly dragons who gather the children around to tell them stories and blow smoke rings for them. dragons.